
Enjoy.
When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.
My new retirement plan.
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Me: Oh my god this blog is amazing!
Me: lol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:lolol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:OMG WTF ROFL I’M DYING!
Me: Oh wait, this is my blog.
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When the teacher keeps calling on other people when your hand is clearly raised.

When I lose followers…
I just sit and stare at my computer screen like this:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’
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